Sure fire redneck pick up lines

louixo

Veteran Expediter
Charter Member
Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.

Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out

Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store put my nuts in yew.

You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.

I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon..
 

aristotle

Veteran Expediter
OK, these are funny. A little too close to home. As a bona fide Appalachian, they make me squirm. But very funny.
 
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