A farmer, walking through his hay field, notices a man kneeling down and drinking from his farm pond.
The farmer shouts, "Trink nicht die wasser.
Die keyen haben gesheissen dorten."
(Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows take a dump in it".)
The kneeling man shouts back, angrily, "I'm a Muslim, I don't
understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in
the sacred tongue of Islam, speak to me in English."
The Jewish farmer replies, "Use two hands, you'll get more."
The farmer shouts, "Trink nicht die wasser.
Die keyen haben gesheissen dorten."
(Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows take a dump in it".)
The kneeling man shouts back, angrily, "I'm a Muslim, I don't
understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in
the sacred tongue of Islam, speak to me in English."
The Jewish farmer replies, "Use two hands, you'll get more."