A mature truck driver gets pulled over for speeding...
Truck Driver: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Sir, you were speeding.
Truck Driver: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Truck Driver: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Truck Driver: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Truck Driver: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Truck Driver: I stole this truck.
Officer: Stole it?
Truck Driver: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Truck Driver: His body parts are in plastic bags in the box if you want to see
The Officer looks at the driver and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the truck. A senior officer slowly approaches the truck, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please!
The Truck Driver steps out of his vehicle.
Truck Driver: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this truck and murdered the owner.
Truck Driver: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the box of your truck, please.
The man opens the box, revealing nothing but an empty box.
Officer 2: Is this your truck, sir?
Truck Driver: Yes, here are the registration papers..
The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The man digs into his pocket and pulls out a wallet and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this truck, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Truck Driver: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
Truck Driver: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Sir, you were speeding.
Truck Driver: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Truck Driver: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Truck Driver: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Truck Driver: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Truck Driver: I stole this truck.
Officer: Stole it?
Truck Driver: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Truck Driver: His body parts are in plastic bags in the box if you want to see
The Officer looks at the driver and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the truck. A senior officer slowly approaches the truck, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please!
The Truck Driver steps out of his vehicle.
Truck Driver: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this truck and murdered the owner.
Truck Driver: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the box of your truck, please.
The man opens the box, revealing nothing but an empty box.
Officer 2: Is this your truck, sir?
Truck Driver: Yes, here are the registration papers..
The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The man digs into his pocket and pulls out a wallet and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this truck, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Truck Driver: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
