Shortest Book List

[jjoerger]

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore
Foreword by George Soros
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton
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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman

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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
By Al Gore & John Kerry

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GUIDE TOTHE PACIFIC
By Amelia Earhart
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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
By Dr. Jack Kevorkian

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TO ALL THE MEN WE'VE LOVED BEFORE
By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson

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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY


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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson and Casey Anthony

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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
By Ted Kennedy

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MY BOOK OF MORALS
By Bill Clinton
With introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson

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HOW TO WIN A SUPERBOWL
BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS

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AND, JUST ADDED:
My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
By Nancy Pelosi

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And the shortest book of them all......................
THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by Barack Obama

 

[scottm4211]

EO POSTS I AGREE WITH
by Greg334

 

[purgoose10]

It's not only funny but true. Kind of pitiful isn't it?

Jane Fonda wow what a piece of work. I was flying missions in So VN when she did that, what a shame.

Nancy Pelosia and the military, oh my could title that one "How to loose a war in ten years"


OVM has a sister site and now I do.
www.trucking4green.com/

 

[Turtle]

THE EO GUIDE TO INTEGRITY AND RESPECT
By Scottm4211

<snort>


As I sense a slight political slant to these book titles, in the interest of fair and balanced, I present these books for your reading enjoyment:


WINNING FRIENDS AND INFLUENCING
PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD
By George W. Bush

ETHICAL POLITICAL CAMPAIGNING
By Karl Rove

THE JOYS OF SECULARISM
By John Ashcroft

THIS DEMOCRATIC AMERICA
by Tom DeLay

STOPPING TERRORISM BEFORE IT STARTS
By Condoleezza Rice

PROTECTING OUR SOLDIERS:
HOW TO WELD TRASH CAN LIDS TO A HUMMER
By Donald Rumsfeld

ETHICAL JOURNALISM
By Sean Hannity

CATALOG OF RECOVERED IRAQI WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION
By George W. Bush, Forward by Colin Powell

THINGS THAT MAKE ME LAUGH
By John Boehner

UNDERSTANDING WORLD POLITICS
By Sara Palin

SEMPER FIDELIS
By Newt Gingrich

 

[Ragman]

THE EO GUIDE TO INTEGRITY AND RESPECT
By Scottm4211

<snort>


As I sense a slight political slant to these book titles, in the interest of fair and balanced, I present these books for your reading enjoyment:


WINNING FRIENDS AND INFLUENCING
PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD
By George W. Bush

ETHICAL POLITICAL CAMPAIGNING
By Karl Rove

THE JOYS OF SECULARISM
By John Ashcroft

THIS DEMOCRATIC AMERICA
by Tom DeLay

STOPPING TERRORISM BEFORE IT STARTS
By Condoleezza Rice

PROTECTING OUR SOLDIERS:
HOW TO WELD TRASH CAN LIDS TO A HUMMER
By Donald Rumsfeld

ETHICAL JOURNALISM
By Sean Hannity

CATALOG OF RECOVERED IRAQI WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION
By George W. Bush, Forward by Colin Powell

THINGS THAT MAKE ME LAUGH
By John Boehner

UNDERSTANDING WORLD POLITICS
By Sara Palin

SEMPER FIDELIS
By Newt Gingrich

I think turtle deserves a standing ovation for that one.