A couple made a deal that whoever died
first would come back and inform the
other if there is sex after death.
Their biggest fear was that there was no
after life at all.
After a long life together, the husband
was the first to die.
True to his word, he made the first
contact:
" Marion ... Marion "
"Is that you, Vinnie?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex.
I have breakfast and then it's off to the
golf course.
I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun
and then have sex a couple of more
times.
Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots
of greens) Another romp around the golf
course, then pretty much have sex the
rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's
back to golf course again.
Then it's more sex until late at night. I
catch some much needed sleep and then
the next day it starts all over again"
"Oh, Vinnie ,are you in Heaven?"
"No...........I'm a rabbit in Arizona
first would come back and inform the
other if there is sex after death.
Their biggest fear was that there was no
after life at all.
After a long life together, the husband
was the first to die.
True to his word, he made the first
contact:
" Marion ... Marion "
"Is that you, Vinnie?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex.
I have breakfast and then it's off to the
golf course.
I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun
and then have sex a couple of more
times.
Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots
of greens) Another romp around the golf
course, then pretty much have sex the
rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's
back to golf course again.
Then it's more sex until late at night. I
catch some much needed sleep and then
the next day it starts all over again"
"Oh, Vinnie ,are you in Heaven?"
"No...........I'm a rabbit in Arizona
