Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone
tower: Cooter, Ronnie and
Donnie.
As they start their descent Cooter slips, falls
off the tower and is
killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie
says, 'Well, damn,
someoneshould go and tell his wife.'
Donnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at
that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.
'Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case
of Budweiser.
Ronnie says, 'Where did you get that beer,
Donnie?' '
Cooter's wife gave it to me,' Ronnie replies.
'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her
husband was dead and she
gave you beer?'
Well, not exactly', Donnie says. 'When she
answered the door,I said to
her, you must be Cooter's widow'.'
She said, 'You must be mistaken, I'm not a
widow.'
Then I said 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser
you are.'
Rednecks Are Good At Sensitive
tower: Cooter, Ronnie and
Donnie.
As they start their descent Cooter slips, falls
off the tower and is
killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie
says, 'Well, damn,
someoneshould go and tell his wife.'
Donnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at
that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.
'Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case
of Budweiser.
Ronnie says, 'Where did you get that beer,
Donnie?' '
Cooter's wife gave it to me,' Ronnie replies.
'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her
husband was dead and she
gave you beer?'
Well, not exactly', Donnie says. 'When she
answered the door,I said to
her, you must be Cooter's widow'.'
She said, 'You must be mistaken, I'm not a
widow.'
Then I said 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser
you are.'
Rednecks Are Good At Sensitive