> Sensitivity Training Needed
>
>
> I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair, but, by turning
> to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I
> converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning.
>
> The wife suggested I get myself one of those manhood enlargers, so I did.
> She's 25, and her name's Kathy.
>
> Went to our local bar with my wife last night. Locals started shouting
> "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my wife is 24 and I'm 50.
> It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.
>
> My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class work him over
> . I said "Son, that's three schools this year! You'd better
> stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."
>
> The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me
> because she can't afford batteries.
>
> A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead." The operator says, "How
> do you know?"
> The man says, "The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!"
>
> I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get
> reincarnated, but must come back as a different creature.
> She said she would like to come back as a cow.
> I said, "You obviously haven't been listening."
>
> My wife has been missing a week now.
> The police said to prepare for the worst.
> So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.
>
> The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could contribute
> towards the floods in Pakistan. I said, "We'd love to, but our garden hose
> only reaches the driveway."
>
> WARNING !
> IF YOU GET AN EMAIL TITLED, "NUDE PHOTO OF HILLARY CLINTON",
> DON'T OPEN IT! IT CONTAINS A NUDE PHOTO OF HILLARY CLINTON!
>
>
> I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair, but, by turning
> to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I
> converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning.
>
> The wife suggested I get myself one of those manhood enlargers, so I did.
> She's 25, and her name's Kathy.
>
> Went to our local bar with my wife last night. Locals started shouting
> "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my wife is 24 and I'm 50.
> It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.
>
> My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class work him over
> . I said "Son, that's three schools this year! You'd better
> stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."
>
> The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me
> because she can't afford batteries.
>
> A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead." The operator says, "How
> do you know?"
> The man says, "The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!"
>
> I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get
> reincarnated, but must come back as a different creature.
> She said she would like to come back as a cow.
> I said, "You obviously haven't been listening."
>
> My wife has been missing a week now.
> The police said to prepare for the worst.
> So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.
>
> The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could contribute
> towards the floods in Pakistan. I said, "We'd love to, but our garden hose
> only reaches the driveway."
>
> WARNING !
> IF YOU GET AN EMAIL TITLED, "NUDE PHOTO OF HILLARY CLINTON",
> DON'T OPEN IT! IT CONTAINS A NUDE PHOTO OF HILLARY CLINTON!
