S.o.s.

louixo

Veteran Expediter
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A C-130 was lumbering along when a ****y F-16 flashed by.
The jet jockey decided to show off.

The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, 'watch this!' and
promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb.

He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the
sound barrier. The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot
what he thought of that?

The C-130 pilot said, 'That was impressive, but watch
this!'

The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then
the C-130 pilot came back on and said: 'What did you
think of that?'

Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, 'What the heck did you
do?'

The C-130 pilot chuckled. 'I stood up, stretched my
legs, walked to the back, took a leak, then got a cup
of coffee and a cinnamon roll..'

When you are young and foolish, speed and flash may
seem a good thing!

When you get older and smarter, comfort
and dull is not such a bad thing!

Us older folks understand this one. It's
called S.O.S. -- slower, older, smarter.
 
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