A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some Rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to The woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been Buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like Some more. "I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't haveany." "But, I always buy it here," says the blonde. "Do you havethe Container that it came in?" asks the p harmacist. "Yes,"said the Blonde, "I'll go home and get it." She returns with thecontainer And hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant". Annoyed, The blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud From the container.........
"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."
"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."