Re: Iraq and Humour

OntarioVanMan

Retired Expediter
Owner/Operator
You know we expediters are all on the edge, stress could be our middle name at times, the not knowing when the next trip is coming, how long it will be and where, all the different worrys of this business. The need to be ready to go 24/7 is a tough life. I created the humour topic as a diversion from our everyday life, maybe just a brief moment to smile and chuckle to take a second to relax. As Teacel said in the Iraq topic we are so eager to critize. Maybe a praise column? Nah not really we're just doing our jobs! This forum is such a great way for us to pass on info and maybe learn, pick up a few tips and maybe leave a couple as well. The moderators seem to allow a wide margin for topic content. From the short while I've been a member they seem to be doing a great job.

Also since my wife and I have been on the road I've seen a few REAL expedite vans and my icon says it all, I AM the Fred Flinstone out there!! haha My next van be be a real show piece!
P.S. I am learning SOOOOO much from you all keep up the posting!! And Thanks from Ken and Judy in Ontario.
 

jujubeans

OVM Project Manager
Yes, it is best this man does not reproduce.

Idiot Alerts
Man Sues Tom Ridge Over Duct Tape Fears Potential Darwin Award Runner up.

Man Sues Tom Ridge Over Duct Tape Fears Corona, CA (Corona Times) -

Tom Ridge's advice to Americans to stock up on duct tape and plastic has
sparked a lawsuit which has been filed against him, the Department of
Homeland Security and President George W. Bush. Steven J. Bosell, the owner
of B&B Construction in Corona, California, has filed a lawsuit claiming
emotional distress, personal injury and sexual dysfunction after he wrapped
his "privates" in duct tape to protect them from a biological attack.

"After watching Mr. Ridge on television advising us to stock up on duct tape
and plastic, I went to the local Costco and bought $100 worth of duct tape
to protect myself", Bosell said. "When I got home, I taped up my windows and
doors. After I did that I realized survivors like myself are going to
reproduce and populate the Earth after a biological attack, we have to
protect our privates as well." Bosell claimed in his lawsuit that he wrapped
his "privates" in duct tape as test of "Homeland Security". When he tried to
remove the tape, Bosell injured himself when the tape began peeling off skin
and body hair. After calling an ambulance, Bosell was taken to the hospital
where the doctors and nurses laughed at him.

"I told the doctors and nurses at the hospital if they laughed, I would file
a lawsuit against them and the hospital. They laughed anyway and I now have
another lawsuit pending"

Bosell said with tears streaming down his face. "They went out their way to
make me look like a fool. Once I saw the doctors scalpel go toward my
privates, I totally lost it and blacked out". Also named in the lawsuit is
the President of the United States, George W. Bush. "President Bush is just
as liable for injury to my reproductive future because he hired Mr. Ridge to
run the Department of Homeland Security and Mr. Ridge gave the nation bad
advice. They also made me look like a fool." Bosell sobbed. The Department
of Homeland Security and the Bush Administration have no comment on Mr.
Bosell's lawsuit.
 

jackdixon_2000

Veteran Expediter
Charter Member
whoops ya got suckered lol. Steven Bossell is a fictional radio character of The Phil Hendrie show. If you have XM Satelite radio you can here him often on channel 166. The callers to the program think they are talkin to a real person but it is jus Phil Hendrie doin the voices. If ya wanna see his website go to www.philhendrieshow.com
 

jujubeans

OVM Project Manager
nah..I didn't get rooked..but boy that laugh I got out of some guy putting duct tape..there..just kinda tickled my funny bone! *lol*:D :D :D
 
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