Q&A's from an AARP forum

louixo

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Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are

interested in them?






A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.





Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?






A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to live.





Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible...

Is that true? Where can it be found?






A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: "And Mary rode Joseph's *** all the way to Egypt ."





Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over-60 year-old husband?






A: Tell him you're pregnant.





Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?










A: Take off your glasses.





Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?






A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out..





Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?






A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.





Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?






A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the

problem.





Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?






A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.





Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?






A: On their foreheads.





Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when

they enter antique stores?






A: "Gosh, I remember these!"





SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor, RIGHT?
 
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