nightcreacher
Veteran Expediter
American Association for Retired People
Questions and Answers from AARP Forum
Q:Where can menover the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?
A:Try a bookstore, under fiction.
Q:What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A:Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done you'll have a place to live..
Q:Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible. Isthat true? Where canitbefound?
A:Yes. Matthew 14:92:
"And Mary rode Joseph's *** all the way to Egypt."
Q:How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband?
A:Tell him you're pregnant.
Q:How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A:Take off your glasses.
Q:Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A:Go braless. It will usually pull them out.
Q:Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?
A:Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q:Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A:Storing memory is not a problem.
Retrieving it is the problem.
Q:As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A:Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q:Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
A:On their foreheads.
Q:What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
A:"Gosh, I remember these!"
SMILE,
You've still got your sense of humor,
RIGHT?
RIGHT?