outwardbound 2
Expert Expediter
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were
each allowed to take one item with them to help them
occupy their time whilst stuck behind bars. On the
bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you
bring?" The second convict pulled out a box of paints
and stated that he intended to paint anything he
could. He wanted to become the "Grandma Moses of
Jail". Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?"
The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and
grinned and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker,
solitaire and gin, and any number of games." The third
convict was sitting quietly aside grinning to himself.
The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so
smug? What did you bring?" The guy pulled out a box of
tampons and smiled. "I brought these." The other two
were puzzled and asked - "What can you do with those?"
He grinned and pointed to the box and said, "Well
according to the box, I can go horseback riding,
swimming, roller-skating..."
each allowed to take one item with them to help them
occupy their time whilst stuck behind bars. On the
bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you
bring?" The second convict pulled out a box of paints
and stated that he intended to paint anything he
could. He wanted to become the "Grandma Moses of
Jail". Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?"
The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and
grinned and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker,
solitaire and gin, and any number of games." The third
convict was sitting quietly aside grinning to himself.
The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so
smug? What did you bring?" The guy pulled out a box of
tampons and smiled. "I brought these." The other two
were puzzled and asked - "What can you do with those?"
He grinned and pointed to the box and said, "Well
according to the box, I can go horseback riding,
swimming, roller-skating..."