My Latest Portfolio Strategy or How Not to Get Burned
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,
you would have $49.00 today!
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would
have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,
you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you
would have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily
& recycle.
It is called the 401-Keg.
And as a bonus - a recent study found that the average American walks
about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that on average Americans drink 22 gallons of
alcohol a year.
That means that the average American gets about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you darned proud to be an American!!!
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,
you would have $49.00 today!
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would
have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,
you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you
would have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily
& recycle.
It is called the 401-Keg.
And as a bonus - a recent study found that the average American walks
about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that on average Americans drink 22 gallons of
alcohol a year.
That means that the average American gets about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you darned proud to be an American!!!
