Politically correct to the extreme

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Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES. '
You must now refer to them as
APPALACHIAN- AMERICANS. And, furthermore. ..


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1.. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' -
She is a
' BREASTED AMERICAN.'




2. She is not 'EASY' - She is
'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'

(Loved this one!)


3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' -
She is a
'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. '



4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a
'PREVIOUSLY- ENJOYED COMPANION.'



5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes
' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'
6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' She is a
' LOW COST PROVIDER.'

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:



1.. He does not have a 'BEER GUT'...
He has developed a
'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'


2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is
' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'
3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He
'INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS. '



4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in
'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'
5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL *** ' - He develops a case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'

(Loved this one!)
6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's
'REAR CLEAVAGE .