Everybody is always talking about how cold it gets in thier part of the country.
PENNSYLVANIA TEMPERATURE CONVERSIONS
@ +70 degrees
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Pennsylvania go swimming in the Rivers
@ +60 degrees
North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Pennsylvania plant gardens.
@ +50 degrees
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Pennsylvania sunbathe.
@ +40 degrees
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Pennsylvania drive with the windows down.
@ +32 degrees
Distilled water freezes.
Susquehanna river water gets thicker.
@ +20 degrees
Floridians wear coats, thermal underwear, gloves, & woolly hats. People in
Pennsylvania throw on a flannel shirt.
@ +15 degrees
Virginia landlords finally turn up the heat
People in Pennsylvania have the last cookout before it gets cold.
@ +10 degrees
People in Miami all die...
Hazleton Area High School students lick the flagpole.
@ -20 degrees
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Pennsylvania get out their winter coats.
@ -40 degrees
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Pennsylvania are selling cookies door to door.
@ -60 degrees
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Pennsylvania Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets
cold
enough.
@ -80 degrees
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
People in Pennsylvania rent some videos.
@ -100 degrees
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Penn State students get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
@ -297 degrees
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Pennsylvania complain about farmers with cold hands.
@ -460 degrees
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
People in Pennsylvania start saying, "What are you going to do when it gets
cold?"
@ -500 degrees
Hell freezes over.
The Philadelphia Eagles win a Superbowl.
PENNSYLVANIA TEMPERATURE CONVERSIONS
@ +70 degrees
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Pennsylvania go swimming in the Rivers
@ +60 degrees
North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Pennsylvania plant gardens.
@ +50 degrees
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Pennsylvania sunbathe.
@ +40 degrees
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Pennsylvania drive with the windows down.
@ +32 degrees
Distilled water freezes.
Susquehanna river water gets thicker.
@ +20 degrees
Floridians wear coats, thermal underwear, gloves, & woolly hats. People in
Pennsylvania throw on a flannel shirt.
@ +15 degrees
Virginia landlords finally turn up the heat
People in Pennsylvania have the last cookout before it gets cold.
@ +10 degrees
People in Miami all die...
Hazleton Area High School students lick the flagpole.
@ -20 degrees
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Pennsylvania get out their winter coats.
@ -40 degrees
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Pennsylvania are selling cookies door to door.
@ -60 degrees
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Pennsylvania Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets
cold
enough.
@ -80 degrees
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
People in Pennsylvania rent some videos.
@ -100 degrees
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Penn State students get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
@ -297 degrees
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Pennsylvania complain about farmers with cold hands.
@ -460 degrees
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
People in Pennsylvania start saying, "What are you going to do when it gets
cold?"
@ -500 degrees
Hell freezes over.
The Philadelphia Eagles win a Superbowl.