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Moot

Veteran Expediter
Owner/Operator
I responded to a post about naming one's truck. My reply stated that I had not named my van nor had I named my penis. I was asked via PM to change the word penis to anatomical part. So to anyone who is interested, I have no pet names for any of my anatomical parts other than the official names listed in the owner's manual and part index. So instead of using the word penis I will use the socially excepted and politically correct term "#####". Or the antithesis of vagina. Doesn't really matter now that the post has been pulled. Can I use the term Nazi?
 

Moot

Veteran Expediter
Owner/Operator
The #### got deleted also. What I meant to say was Richard. Sorry for the confusion.

Yours truly, Richard Cranium
 

greg334

Veteran Expediter
so let me get this straight, you have it anymore because you have to generalize it to a name that is something that could be a finger, toe or nose?

I know that in grade school they call it a number of things, in junior high ... ah middle school with graduations ... they call it the same thing and a lot of the time in high school they actually use it.

I don't have my Gray's anatomy book handy, but as I remember in college, it was call the same thing for a long time, why hide it behind some appendage?

Beside p**ing through your nose is really not a good thing.

it's late I got to go to bed.....
 

RichM

Veteran Expediter
Charter Member
I was in the Army with a big guy out of PA. He was about 6.6 and his name was Geza Garni so at first we all called him GG. Then as those who can remember the days of the real Army,at our barracks there was a communal shower in Sand Hill at Ft Benning Ga. So GG wandered in one day and then all of a sudden aquired the nickname, "The Big Inch". Up to you to figure out what the Big Inch was.
 

Critter Truckin

Expert Expediter
Moot, my name is Richard Noggin. Cranium is too easy for one to figure out. People have to think when figuring out the funny in it.

And by the way, tell Issac Hunt I said hi.
 
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