Finally the truth comes oozing forth
Was that the reason I went up north?
Microwaves, Toasters and pop tarts
Is this why they outlawed those lawn darts?
Recruiters untruthful owners that sigh
Doctors that are rude, Wheat? or Rye?
Hotels that have bugs, we dont have any rooms.
Maids that dont clean with mops nor brooms.
Bring yer skates its only a quarter mile
Sorry forgot to check yer background..gonna stay awhile?
Wut kinda truck you drive? says that safety man
Want a Breath mint? I have Dis Altoid can.
Come on up, we'll orient you newbies.
Darn! Cold Coffee, hey! Louise!
Yellow, Green, Blue and Black!
What in the Heck! Thars them there knives in my back.
Boing!...forgot a line about free Tvs.
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