Paddy, the famous Irishman, is driving home after downing a few at the
local pub. He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a tree in
the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid it, and almost too late, realizes that there is yet
another tree directly in his path. He swerves again and discovers that
his drive home has turned into a slalom course, causing him to veer from
side to side to avoid all the trees.
Moments later he hears the sound of a police siren and brings his car
to a stop. The officer approaches Paddy's car and asks him what on earth he
was doing.
Paddy tells his story of the trees in the road; the officer stops him
midsentence and says, "Bejeebers Paddy, that's yer air freshener!"
local pub. He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a tree in
the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid it, and almost too late, realizes that there is yet
another tree directly in his path. He swerves again and discovers that
his drive home has turned into a slalom course, causing him to veer from
side to side to avoid all the trees.
Moments later he hears the sound of a police siren and brings his car
to a stop. The officer approaches Paddy's car and asks him what on earth he
was doing.
Paddy tells his story of the trees in the road; the officer stops him
midsentence and says, "Bejeebers Paddy, that's yer air freshener!"