This is what can happen when you outsource.
"I was very depressed last night so I called a suicide hotline. The phone rang several times, and I was put on hold for a few minutes while listening to whirling dervish type music. When somebody answered they spoke english with an accent.
Seems I connected with a call center in Pakistan. The voice on the other end was sympathetic for a time, and very soothing. They asked me several questions about myself. I told them I was suicidal. They asked me some more questions.
Then they got all excited and wanted to send me a plane ticket when I told them I drove a truck"
"I was very depressed last night so I called a suicide hotline. The phone rang several times, and I was put on hold for a few minutes while listening to whirling dervish type music. When somebody answered they spoke english with an accent.
Seems I connected with a call center in Pakistan. The voice on the other end was sympathetic for a time, and very soothing. They asked me several questions about myself. I told them I was suicidal. They asked me some more questions.
Then they got all excited and wanted to send me a plane ticket when I told them I drove a truck"