One wave of my hand...

louixo

Veteran Expediter
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The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton (HRC) are
on the same stage in front of
a huge crowd.

'Her Majesty' and His Holiness, however, have
been it all before, so to make
it a little more interesting, the senator says
to the Pope, "Did you know
that with just one little wave of my hand I can
make every Democrat in the
crowd go wild?"

He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough,
the wave elicits rapture and
cheering from every Democrat in the crowd.
Gradually, the cheering subsides.

The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a
level of arrogance, considers
what he could do.
"That was impressive. But did you know that
with just one little wave of MY
hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd go
crazy with joy? This joy will
not be a momentary display like that of your
subjects, but will go deep into
their hearts, and they will forever speak of
this day and rejoice."

The senator seriously doubts this, and says so.
"One little wave of your
hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show
me."

So the Pope slapped her.
 
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