Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems and messages that you recieve form friends, aquaintances and loved ones that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speak to true friendship from me:
1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bast*rd who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got a little.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get, and tell you the boogie man LIVES
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use big words that have no meaning to add too your confusion.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have!
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy a**.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why, you may ask... Because you are my friend.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body.
Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
Love you all!
1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bast*rd who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got a little.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get, and tell you the boogie man LIVES
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use big words that have no meaning to add too your confusion.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have!
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy a**.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why, you may ask... Because you are my friend.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body.
Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
Love you all!
