Ole Olsen vas vorking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally cut off all 10 of his finkers.
He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik & vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole & said, 'Let's have da finkers & I'll see vhat I can do.'
Ole said, 'I haven't got da finkers.'
'Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?' he said. 'Lord-it's 2010 & Ive's got microsurgery & all kinds of incredible techniques. I could hafe put dem back on & made you like knew! Vhy didn't you brink da finkers?'
Ole said........'How da hek vas I suppose to pick dem up??'
He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik & vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole & said, 'Let's have da finkers & I'll see vhat I can do.'
Ole said, 'I haven't got da finkers.'
'Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?' he said. 'Lord-it's 2010 & Ive's got microsurgery & all kinds of incredible techniques. I could hafe put dem back on & made you like knew! Vhy didn't you brink da finkers?'
Ole said........'How da hek vas I suppose to pick dem up??'