OLD IS WHEN

louixo

Veteran Expediter
Charter Member
"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go

upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I

can't do both!"
"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on

your new alligator shoes, and you're barefoot.

"OLD"IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your fancy

and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... Going braless pulls all the

wrinkles out of your face.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse

goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down
by the doctor instead of by the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means

I don't need to take any fiber today.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find

your car in the parking lot.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not

getting up to pee.
 

RichM

Veteran Expediter
Charter Member
How about this one. " What you used to do all night ,now takes you all night to do."
 

RichM

Veteran Expediter
Charter Member
How about this one: you now read the AARP magazine from cover to cover instead of throwing it away.
 
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