"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go
upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I
can't do both!"
"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on
your new alligator shoes, and you're barefoot.
"OLD"IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your fancy
and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... Going braless pulls all the
wrinkles out of your face.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse
goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down
by the doctor instead of by the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means
I don't need to take any fiber today.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find
your car in the parking lot.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not
getting up to pee.
upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I
can't do both!"
"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on
your new alligator shoes, and you're barefoot.
"OLD"IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your fancy
and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... Going braless pulls all the
wrinkles out of your face.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse
goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down
by the doctor instead of by the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means
I don't need to take any fiber today.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find
your car in the parking lot.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not
getting up to pee.