A man received the following text from his neighbor...
I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to
confess; I have been helping myself to your wife day and night when
you're not around. In fact, I have probably been getting more than
you. I do not get it at home - but that's no excuse. I can no longer
live with the guilt, and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology
with my promise that it won't, ever happen again."
The man, anguished and betrayed, went directly into his bedroom,
grabbed his gun and, without a word, shot his wife dead.
A few moments later, a second text came in: "**** Autospell!
Sorry Bob, the second sentence should read, 'your Wifi"...,
I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to
confess; I have been helping myself to your wife day and night when
you're not around. In fact, I have probably been getting more than
you. I do not get it at home - but that's no excuse. I can no longer
live with the guilt, and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology
with my promise that it won't, ever happen again."
The man, anguished and betrayed, went directly into his bedroom,
grabbed his gun and, without a word, shot his wife dead.
A few moments later, a second text came in: "**** Autospell!
Sorry Bob, the second sentence should read, 'your Wifi"...,