no way i will get out to do a pre trip with those guys out there !

[moose]

so i wanted to be smart , and stooped my Rig early afternoon to avoid the heat, and to drive all night.
well the rancher next door(field) had something else for me .

Attention Farmers : please do not harvest the field next to the J !

There where a Gazilion of those crunchy green flaying things all over the Truck stop.

 

[ihamner]

LOCUST! That HAS to be locust!!!! I hear they are pretty good on pizza. Ha!

 

[arkjarhead]

What are the farmers supposed to do? Let a field lay fallow because there is a truckstop next to it?

 

[Turtle]

Grasshoppers are pretty scary.
Jimmy Cricket? Pure evil.

 

[DougTravels]

I heard something about grasshopper hanging in a closet dressed like a woman.

 

[Turtle]

Awesome.

 

[Doggie Daddy]

Grasshoppers are pretty scary.
Jimmy Cricket? Pure evil.

This seems odd correcting you Turtle,but it's Jiminy Cricket.

 

[inkasnana]

Grasshoppers. I've heard they are a delicacy to some, dipped in chocolate. I'm not brave enough to try it though.

 

[bluejaybee]

A 12 pack before , will usually ease the occassion. Um ummy! Chocolate covered grasshoppers.

 

[inkasnana]

A 12 pack before will usually ease most occassions! LOL

 

[cheri1122]

Except those occasions when the line to the restroom is around the block.....

 

[inkasnana]

Except those occasions when the line to the restroom is around the block.....

That could definitely be a problem!

 

[mjolnir131]

that's a katidid

 

[Jack_Berry]

that's a katidid

no she did not i asked her. and by the way it is not the as phalt. why blame a poor animal for your mistakes?

 

[greg334]

They are good roasted with some BBQ sauce.

What a bunch of bugs make little moose afraid

 

[ATeam]

Come on, Moose! Are you getting soft? You've seen Minnesota mosquitoes bigger than that.

 

[Moot]

Be careful Phil. Don't get Moose mad!

 

[wellarmed]

Grasshoppers. I've heard they are a delicacy to some, dipped in chocolate. I'm not brave enough to try it though.

I agree,Ill have my chocolate with almonds or peanutbutter not a squish or squirt.