no matter who you are this is funny

[nightcreacher]

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says... "Hi, my name is George, it's winter in Ohio and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"

 

[Crazynuff]

I'll tell you one that was funny to me but not some others . I was on the Blue Water bridge coming out of Sarnia . Traffic was backed up and when I was about 3/4 of the way across the bridge I saw a Grand Cherokee overheat . Coolant was running out of it and steam was pouring out from under the hood . The woman driving it jumped out , ran behind it , and got her cell phone out . When I hit the bottom of the bridge a fire engine headed up the FAST lane going in the opposite direction of traffic .

 

[pjjjjj]

"Hi, my name is George, it's winter in Ohio and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"

That is hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!