I met a “mature†woman at a bar last night. I’ve gotta tell ya, pal, she wasn't bad for 57.
Well anyway, we drank and chatted a bit … then she asked if I'd ever had the "sportsman's double" - a mother and daughter threesome?
I confessed that no, I’ve never had the pleasure. Then we drank a bit more, and after a while she said that tonight was my lucky night.
Hoo Boy!
So I went back to her place. She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs,
"Mom, you still awake?"
Well anyway, we drank and chatted a bit … then she asked if I'd ever had the "sportsman's double" - a mother and daughter threesome?
I confessed that no, I’ve never had the pleasure. Then we drank a bit more, and after a while she said that tonight was my lucky night.
Hoo Boy!
So I went back to her place. She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs,
"Mom, you still awake?"
