Youre way of life will improve.
Life is what you make it. If it sucked before, it'll still suck.
Youre blood pressure will return to normal.
Mine was pretty low before, even considering who my previous carrier was. Plus, I take medication for that.
You may be dancing in the halls, kicking youre heels,making happy noises!
While I subscribe to the many worlds theory which posits the existence of an infinite number of Turtles in an infinite number of universes, I assure you that in none of them am I dancing.
You will be amazed at the freindliness of our family, and how we all get along and help each other.
That much is true. Sort of.
You'll be amazed at how this company runs like a well-oiled machine.
Except the "Pay Screen" machine. Seems like that thing is always needing oiled. It hardly ever works.
Respect for this company will be something like youve never experienced before!
That's only because the company respects its drivers.
You'll be driving down the road singing out loud, while tapping youre hands on the steering wheel.
And before you know it, you too will be another distracted driving statistic.
Problems of the past will be no more!
But make no mistake, Load 1 is
not a substitute for Viagra, despite the often sudden change in how well you pants fit when you do get that "Pay Screen".