New Findings

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RECENT
STUDY FOUND OUT WHICH DAYS MEN PREFER TO HAVE SEX. IT WAS FOUND THAT MEN
PREFERRED TO ENGAGE IN SEXUAL ACTIVITY ON THE DAYS THAT STARTED WITH THE LETTER
"T".
EXAMPLES
TUESDAY
THURSDAY
TODAY
TOMORROW
THANKSGIVING

THATURDAY
THUNDAY
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A RECENT SURVEY WAS CONDUCTED ALSO TO DISCOVER WHY MEN
GET OUT OF BED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. HERE ARE THE SURVEY
RESULTS:
5% SAID IT
WAS TO G ET A GLASS OF WATER
12% SAID IT WAS TO GO TO THE
BATHROOM
83%
SAID IT WAS TO GO HOME
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THE
PERFECT BREAKFAST...AS A MAN SEES IT.....
YOU'RE SITTING AT
THE TABLE AND YOUR SON IS ON THE COVER OF WHEATIES......
YOUR MISTRESS IS ON
THE COVER OF PLAYBOY........
AND YOUR WIFE IS ON THE BACK OF THE MILK
CARTON.
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WHAT'S THE BEST FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL AFTER
50?
NUDITY
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What's the
difference between a girlfriend and a wife? ABOUT 45
LBS.
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WHAT'S THE
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BOYFRIEND AND A HUSBAND?
ABOUT 45
MINUTES
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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SOUTHERN ZOO AND A
NORTHERN ZOO?
A SOUTHERN ZOO HAS A DESCRIPTION OF THE ANIMAL ON THE
FRONT OF THE CAGE, ALONG WITH A RECIPE.
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WHAT'S THE CUBAN NATIONAL ANTHEM?
ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR
BOA T........ ..
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WHAT'S
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NORTHERN FAIRYTALE AND A SOUTHERN FAIRYTALE?
A
NORTHERN FAIRYTALE BEGINS "ONCE UPON A TIME....."
AND A
SOUTHE RN
FAIRYTALE BEGINS...........
"Y'ALL AIN'T
GONNA BELIEVE THIS CRAP.".