Breaking news for those that may be in the market for a new vehicle.
Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault Clio and the Ford Taurus, they have designed the Clitaurus. It also comes in pink and the average male car thief won't be able to find it, let alone turn it on, even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.
Rumor has it though, males should not purchase it unless ready to deal with situations like; that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real pain to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over. New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain and horribly expensive to get rid of.
Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.
This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most male owners find it is best to lease one and replace it when the old model starts creating too much negative noise, no longer helps get them to their destinations, begins to cause them heavy expenses, and just too many problems to maintain. NO MATTER HOW GOOD IT STILL LOOKS ON THE OUTSIDE! Remember, every time you see an available beautiful used one, there's a guy somewhere that is thanking his lucky stars that it's no longer in his driveway!
Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault Clio and the Ford Taurus, they have designed the Clitaurus. It also comes in pink and the average male car thief won't be able to find it, let alone turn it on, even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.
Rumor has it though, males should not purchase it unless ready to deal with situations like; that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real pain to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over. New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain and horribly expensive to get rid of.
Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.
This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most male owners find it is best to lease one and replace it when the old model starts creating too much negative noise, no longer helps get them to their destinations, begins to cause them heavy expenses, and just too many problems to maintain. NO MATTER HOW GOOD IT STILL LOOKS ON THE OUTSIDE! Remember, every time you see an available beautiful used one, there's a guy somewhere that is thanking his lucky stars that it's no longer in his driveway!