A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the
Afghan Desert .
During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up
behind the mess tent. "Get rid of that camel" he says to the Sergeant.
"Sir, if you do that you'll have major disciplinary problems here", he said.
The nervous sergeant continued, 'Sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. Sometimes the men have urges. That's why we have Molly The Camel.
The Captain thought for a moment and said, 'I can't say that I condone this, but I can understand about the 'urges', so ok the camel can stay.'
About four months later, the Captain starts having his own 'urges'.
Crazed with passion, he asked the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, and makes passionate love to the camel.
When he's done, he asked the Sergeant, 'Is that how the men do it?'
'No sir. They usually get on the camel and ride it to town where the girls are."
Afghan Desert .
During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up
behind the mess tent. "Get rid of that camel" he says to the Sergeant.
"Sir, if you do that you'll have major disciplinary problems here", he said.
The nervous sergeant continued, 'Sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. Sometimes the men have urges. That's why we have Molly The Camel.
The Captain thought for a moment and said, 'I can't say that I condone this, but I can understand about the 'urges', so ok the camel can stay.'
About four months later, the Captain starts having his own 'urges'.
Crazed with passion, he asked the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, and makes passionate love to the camel.
When he's done, he asked the Sergeant, 'Is that how the men do it?'
'No sir. They usually get on the camel and ride it to town where the girls are."