Naked on the grass

nightcreacher

Veteran Expediter
One day, while walking to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the
front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was
a bit
unusual, but continued on my way to the store.

On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old
ladies lying naked on the lawn.

This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the
manager. "Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?"

"Yes," he said. "They're retired prostitutes and they're having a yard
sale."



 
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