So this guy pass away, & made it to heavens doorsteps, where he found a desk with 2 receptionists angels.
he set down at the lower bench in front of them as they reviewed his file.
after a very short moment (they are angels after all), the angel to the left started to talk.
"well sir we have reviewed your life & cannot make a decision whether to send you to hell or to heaven."
"can you recall any happening in your life, when you did a good thing ? "
-' ...oh, yes', the man replay'
-' i once visited my elderly mom in her new Georgia house, for the first time'
'after a while, she asked me to go get her some milk'
'on the way back, i got lost & looked into houses, trying to find the right house, when i heard a straggle going inside one of them.'
'i looked over the window & sew this huge guy beating the crap out of his 15 year old daughter.'
' so i jumped in, and started wrestling the guy, i am a small dude, but i gut him just far away from the daughter, and pounced him bad in his face'
'last i sew, the girl was O.K, and i headed toward the door, to find my mom's house'
...= the 2 Angles looked confused...
"we have no record of that incident, when exactly did it happens "
-'about 7 minutes ago'...