Moot Stewart's Holiday Truck Decorating Tips

[Moot]

Easter is almost upon us and many of us will be inviting guests into our trucks for Easter brunch or dinner. How do we dress up our dining tables for those special Easter guests? The ubiquitous wheel chock can save the day! Pull some grass or weeds from the fringe of the parking lot, add a few eggs and a fuzzy toy animal or three, and you have a beautiful table center piece.
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[scottm4211]

"It's a good thing?"

 

[highway star]

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Next week on Moot Stewart, Moot will show you how to use old oil filters and Rottella jugs as planters for an attractive spring flower display.

 

[scottm4211]

Dear Ms Stewart,
I need ideas on turning the conical dirty air filters from my slop bucket into stunning Christmas tree ornaments. Please help, the big day is fast approaching.
Signed,
Anxious in Ontario

 

[Moot]

Dear Anxious In Ontario, save a pair of those conical air filters for the annual 1950's Kitchener Retro Drag Parade. A tight sweater will complete the look.

 

[cheri1122]

Or you could skip the sweater and march in a parade during Mardi Gras - I always like Pete Fountain's Half Fast Marching Band best, and you'd fit right in.
So would Moot Stewart, lol.