Mid life crisis

louixo

Veteran Expediter
Charter Member
It´s not a mid life crisis, but here´s how things worked out for me.
30 years ago, I was living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car,eating pizza, watching tv on an 12" screen, sweating the rent, and sleeping on a sofa bed, but at least I was going to bed with a 25 year old hot babe.
Now we have a nice big house, I have the coin, i eat steak and lobster when I want to, watch a plasma tv, and I sleep in a king size, comfy cozy orthopedically perfect bed, but I´m sleeping with a 55 year old woman.
My wife is a very smart and, savvy woman. She told me to go out and and find a 25 year old hot babe, and she would make sure that once again I could live in a cheap apartment, eat pizza every night, drive a cheap car ........
 

Dreamer

Administrator Emeritus
Charter Member
LOL.. I needed that one... gonna show my wife this one!



Dreamer
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