Michigan Will Have Sno Cones During Emergencies.....

dieseldiva · Dec 10, 2011

Another one for the "ya just can't make this stuff up file". Makes ya wonder who in their right mind sits at their desk and dreams this stuff up. As Michigan suffers in too many ways to mention, someone "high up" decides they'll have sno cones..........."Cheer up fella, it could be worse, now take your sno cone".

I just can't rant enough, this is our HOMELAND SECURITY for Heaven's sake!

Doggie Daddy · Dec 10, 2011

too funny, the popcorn machine gets rejected because you can't treat injuries with popcorn.

Moot · Dec 11, 2011

While you may not be able to treat injuries with popcorn, it can be used for more than just a tasty, nutritious snack. Popcorn is absorbent. If terrorist were to blow up the Montcalm sewage treatment plant, pantyhose stuffed with popcorn would make an excellent spill containment device.

If a terrorist attack or natural disaster left thousands of people homeless, popcorn could be use as makeshift bedding by stuffing plastic bags for pillows and mattresses. In the event of a flood, plastic bags filled with popcorn would make excellent personal floatation devices. What a life saver popcorn is! Popcorn isn't just for noshing anymore.

cheri1122 · Dec 11, 2011

Moot said:
While you may not be able to treat injuries with popcorn, it can be used for more than just a tasty, nutritious snack. Popcorn is absorbent. If terrorist were to blow up the Montcalm sewage treatment plant, pantyhose stuffed with popcorn would make an excellent spill containment device.

If a terrorist attack or natural disaster left thousands of people homeless, popcorn could be use as makeshift bedding by stuffing plastic bags for pillows and mattresses. In the event of a flood, plastic bags filled with popcorn would make excellent personal floatation devices. What a life saver popcorn is! Popcorn isn't just for noshing anymore.

I won't ask how you know that popcorn in pantyhose is great for containing spills, if you don't ask how I know that popcorn is better at insulating than flotating.