Marines/Army

[terryandrene]

An Army guy is sitting at a bar wearing a shirt that says "Marines suck".

Sure enough, two marines walk up.

One of the Marines says, "WHAT DOES THAT SHIRT SAY!?!?!?!"

So the Army guy responds, "Thats the first thing I hate about Marines, they cant read."

The other Marine growles, "What did you say!?!"

The Army guy responds, "Thats the second thing I hate about Marines, they cant hear."

Then the first Marine demands that they take this outside.

Two minutes later the Army guy walks back into the bar unharmed. The bartender askes what happened to the two Marines.

The army guy responds, "Thats the third thing I hate about Marines, they bring knives to gunfights."

 

[arkjarhead]

yeah an army dog would need a gun to take out a devildog cause just like the chair force them army girls are weak in mind and body.

 

[Packmule]

You go there Jarhead!!!
Show off that superior Leatherneck mentality of yours.
Don't let all that training go to waste.
Hoooahhh!

Rather be a Snipe than a Sniper,
Danny

 

[jaminjim]

Leatherneck says "charge the hill" Army guy says "Bomb the hill,and clean up afterwords"

 

[arkjarhead]

Packmule,
it's ooorah.

 

[Packmule]

I'm sorry Ark, I'm from the South, Spelling was an option.
Just an old Navy swabby taking a joke shot at ya, no offense intended.
Danny

 

[arkjarhead]

i'm from the south to, and i wasn't takin it personal. when you release your air brakes do you say anchors aweigh me boy?

 

[Packmule]

Ha! Good one!!!
Danny

 

[Jayman]

I tore up a lot of good boots sitting in them office chairs on wheels while in the chair force. :+

 

[jaminjim]

Would that be the same thing as Air Farce.

 

[Jayman]

Yes, until your at the wrong end of one of their bombs or missles. LOL Then, its not much of a farce.