Make it funny and win a $50 TA Card Part 3

[Lawrence]

Okay, we've done this before! Let's do it again!

Make this funny!

If we use your comments when we go to press for Expedite NOW Magazine - you'll win a $50 TA Gift Card!

 

[zorry]

Poor Guy,he's still #42 on the Load 1 waiting list.

 

[zorry]

Yeah,his company is gonna try the more miles/less money approach.

Or,
Gets his EOBR tomorrow.

 

[zorry]

His wife got the subscription to Expedite Now in the divorce settlement.

 

[zorry]

He can never write anything funny for some stupid magazine cartoon contest.

 

[ntimevan]

...and then I said Lady, you might be in charge of dispatch, but I'm the only Sober expediter in this bar...So

 

[flattop40]

"and one day they WILL regulate the cargo vans and sprinters, you mark my words."

"and they said run for less now so I MIGHT run more later."

"with my fleet of used Penske trucks, I am going to corner the market"

"then I told the officer that I didn't have to log because I wasn't on a load"

"I know I havn't done this before, but how hard can it be living in a van?"

"I left the box at the gate last night. I don't know what the big deal is."

"after day 12 in Laredo I had lost at least 10 pounds"

 

[BigCat]

Yep my sprinter is in the shop again...

 

[Doggie Daddy]

I dunno why they have ashtrays, we haven't been able to smoke in bars in years.

 

[highway star]

"He just found out his fiancee's mother is a dispatcher."

 

[Turtle]

If you drink it fast like this it won't leak all over the counter.

 

[Doggie Daddy]

He just bought a brand new sprinter, and THEN found out about EO.

 

[Rocketman]

"You have to DRINK the koolaid!"

 

[Opel2010]

See the guy next to me? He's an undercover agent, so be careful what you talk about fuel prices!

 

[21cExp]

Ya gotta bring your own glass here, 'cause when they say bottomless cups of coffee, they really mean it!

 

[wvcourier]

Fellas if you cant afford tp tip, get back in your truck..your makin a mess

 

[xiggi]

"And then the recruiter said"

 

[BigCat]

Can't even get drunk enough to get this sprinter off my mind!

 

[Doggie Daddy]

So I says to the shipper, if I'm not loaded in half an hour I'll get the U.S. marshalls down here to take care of the problem.

 

[zorry]

Then this priest and a rabbi and this dispatcher walk into this bar and........