Lost at the mall

[louixo]

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.
He approached a uniformed policeman and said, 'I've lost my grandpa!'
'The cop asked, 'What's he like?'

The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied,
'Crown Royal whiskey, guns, and women with big boobs.'

 

[theoldprof]

Read that twice and thought "Huh?" Read it the third time and 'bout blew chocolate milk snot all over my keyboard.