Limericks

louixo

Veteran Expediter
Charter Member
Ok all you poets out there, let´s see if you can think up one as you drive along. Any topic will do, so get those brains to working and see what yuo can originate. Here´s mine.

As I sit here and idly chatter:
I´m so happy I couldn´t be gladder:
In fact I´m so pleased:
That my bowels just sneezed:
Now I sit in my own fecal matter:
 

cheri1122

Veteran Expediter
Driver
I really like the EO bunch
Their posts often have such a humerous punch
But that last one I read
Has me feeling some dread
Cause I was just about to sit down to lunch!:p
 

Packmule

Expert Expediter
Is it true, is it true
that in your pants is doo doo??

You know Lux, I don't know if I would have told that one?!?!

You can pass gas in public and people wili talk about you for a day or two,then forget about it,
But crap your pants and they will talk about you for years!!!!

So much for skid marks....sounds to me like a complete burn out.

Happy New Year !!!!!!!

Dan
 

RichM

Veteran Expediter
Charter Member
I once knew a girl named Layona.
Layona,Layona,Layona
If I had my way I would Layona all day.
Layona,Layona,Layona
 

Packmule

Expert Expediter
I once knew a young Sailor from Brigthon
who remarked to his girl....

Your'e right Freightchaser, good idea to leave this one alone too!!
 
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