> A man died and went to heaven. As he
> stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly
> Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks
> behind him.
> .
> .
> He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'
> .
> .
> St. Peter answered,
> 'Those are Lie-Clocks.
> Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
> Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.'
> .
> .
> 'Oh,' said the man,
> 'whose clock is that?'
> .
> .
> 'That's Mother Teresa's .....
> The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'
> .
> .
> 'Incredible,' said the man.
> .
> .
> 'And whose clock is that one?'
> St. Peter responded,
> 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.
> The hands have moved twice telling us that Abe told only
> two lies in his entire life.'
> .
> .
> 'Where's President Obama's clock?' ...asked the man
> .
> .
> "Obama's clock is in my office.
> .
> .
> .
> .. I use it as a ceiling fan."
> stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly
> Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks
> behind him.
> .
> .
> He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'
> .
> .
> St. Peter answered,
> 'Those are Lie-Clocks.
> Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
> Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.'
> .
> .
> 'Oh,' said the man,
> 'whose clock is that?'
> .
> .
> 'That's Mother Teresa's .....
> The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'
> .
> .
> 'Incredible,' said the man.
> .
> .
> 'And whose clock is that one?'
> St. Peter responded,
> 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.
> The hands have moved twice telling us that Abe told only
> two lies in his entire life.'
> .
> .
> 'Where's President Obama's clock?' ...asked the man
> .
> .
> "Obama's clock is in my office.
> .
> .
> .
> .. I use it as a ceiling fan."