Let me see if I got this straight...

[louixo]

If you cross the north korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor.
If you cross the iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.
If you cross the afghan border illegally, you get shot..
If you cross the saudi arabian border illegally you will be jailed.
If you cross the chinese border illegally you may never be heard from again.
If you cross the venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.
If you cross the cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot.
If you cross the u.s. Border illegally you get

* a job,
* a drivers license,
* social security card,
* welfare,
* food stamps,
* credit cards,
* subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house,
* free education,
* free health care,
* a lobbyist in washington
* billions of dollars worth of public documents printed in your language
* the right to carry your country’s flag while you protest that you don’t like all that was given to you.
* and, in many instances, you can vote.


I just wanted to make sure i had a firm grasp on the situation…

 

[skyraider]

rite on,,and and ,,,,,,,u don't have to participate in the national census

 

[Ragman]

Where do you come up with these! I love them! keep them coming!

 

[dogshed]

Illegals don't get all that. Urban legend.
Just like when I was a kid people said that the
Vietnamese got free cars from the government when they came here.
It was all a myth. Some church somewhere probably
gave a family a car, but there was no nationwide program.

Actually you get detention in the US.
If you are in a US immigration detention center you
do not have any rights. If you can't afford an attorney
you are out of luck, even if you are legal.
There have been cases of US citizens being deported
to Mexico.
The way our immigration system works is embarrassing.

 

[LDB]

Illegals get all of parts of it and part of most of it. They get a LOT from the liberals who buy their votes with the stuff, and yes, they often do also get to vote along with the deceased and various animals who are also registered democrats.

 

[layoutshooter]

We have all kinds of illegals around where we live, they have drivers licences, buy houses, get loans for starting a business, buying a car etc. No one asks them if they are legal or not. They should be deported, after all, by entering the country illegally, they are criminals.