Leroy's hearing problem
A TRUE STORY FROM NORTH CAROLINA .
At the Saturday night tent revival the preacher announces,
"Anyone with 'needs' to be prayed over, come forward, to the front at the altar."
Leroy gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher asks:
"Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?"
Leroy replies: "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."
The preacher puts a finger in Leroy's ear, places the other hand on top of
Leroy's head then he prays a blue streak for poor old Leroy.
After a few minutes, the Preacher removes his hands and asks,
"Leroy, how's your hearing now?"
Leroy says, "Don't rightly know, Reverend, it ain't 'til next Wednesday."
A TRUE STORY FROM NORTH CAROLINA .
At the Saturday night tent revival the preacher announces,
"Anyone with 'needs' to be prayed over, come forward, to the front at the altar."
Leroy gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher asks:
"Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?"
Leroy replies: "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."
The preacher puts a finger in Leroy's ear, places the other hand on top of
Leroy's head then he prays a blue streak for poor old Leroy.
After a few minutes, the Preacher removes his hands and asks,
"Leroy, how's your hearing now?"
Leroy says, "Don't rightly know, Reverend, it ain't 'til next Wednesday."