Ok, so you're a card carrying member of the Tea Party. You've got your Palin 2010 bumper sticker on the back of your Hummer. You've signed all of those online petitions to add Ronald Reagan's face to Mt. Rushmore and the nickel. But are you really conservative enough?
The first thing people see when they receive e-mails from you is your domain name. What are you using? Gmail? Yahoo? San Francisco hippies, the lot of them. Microsoft? Forget about it. Real Republicans have the domain name of their favorite dead president. And now, for the low price of $34.95, you too can send and receive e-mails from Reagan.com.
The initiative is led by President Reagan's oldest son, Michael Reagan. He wants you know in his cover letter that he is, "deeply concerned about the future of our country." It turns out, "People who believe in true Reagan Conservative Values are unwittingly supporting the Obama, Pelosi and Reid liberal agenda!"
How so?
Well, every time you use your e-mail from companies such as Google, AOL, Yahoo, Hotmail, Apple and others, you are helping the liberals. These companies are and will continue to be huge supporters, financially and technologically, of those that are hurting our country.
Money spent on the domain goes to Reagan's initiative to elect a Republican president in 2012. Oh, and if you contribute before the end of the month, you'll get a free copy of Reagan's DVD, "Tear Down This Wall." It's no commemorative plate or limited-edition Franklin Mint coin, but it will do in a pinch.