Just getting nuts

layoutshooter

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If this happened as this story said it is just plain stupid. Is there any hope of sanity returning to the schools, and the country at large? This kind of stuff is beyond making sense. People need to grow up.


[h=1]Second-grader suspended for having breakfast pastry shaped like a gun[/h]

Yet another student has been suspended for having something that represents a gun, but isn’t actually anything like a real gun.


This time, it was a breakfast pastry.


Josh Welch, a second-grader at Park Elementary School in Baltimore, Maryland, was suspended for two days because his teacher thought he shaped the strawberry, pre-baked toaster pastry into something resembling a gun. WBFF, the FOX affiliate in Baltimore, broke the story.


Welch, an arty kid who has reportedly been diagnosed with attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, said his goal was to turn it into a mountain, but that didn’t really materialize, reports Fox News.


“It was already a rectangle. I just kept on biting it and biting it and tore off the top of it and kind of looked like a gun,” he said.


“But it wasn’t,” the seven-year-old astutely added.


The boy’s teacher was not happy with his creation.


“She was pretty mad, and I think I was in big trouble,” Welch told the FOX affiliate.


According to the boy’s father, school officials say Welch also said “Bang, bang” while holding the breakfast pastry.


School officials sent home a letter saying, in part: “One of our students used food to make inappropriate gestures.”


Beyond the letter, school officials offered no further comment on the incident, citing privacy concerns.


“They said they had to suspend Josh for two days, because he used his breakfast pastry and fashioned it as a gun,” the elder Welch told WBFF.


The boy’s father described the events leading up to his son’s suspension as “insanity.”


No one was hurt during the incident, he noted.


“It’s a pastry, you know,” he said.


Josh Welch is adamant that he didn’t say “bang, bang.” He does admit pointing his breakfast pastry sculpture at the ceiling.


This incident is the latest in a growing line of extraordinarily strong reactions by school officials to things students have brought to school — or talked about bringing to school, or eaten at school — that are not anything like real guns.


At Poston Butte High School in Arizona, a high school freshman was suspended for setting a picture of a gun as the desktop background on his school-issued computer. (RELATED: Freshman suspended for picture of gun)


At D. Newlin Fell School in Philadelphia, school officials reportedly yelled at a student and then searched her in front of her class after she was found with a paper gun her grandfather had made for her. (RELATED: Paper gun causes panic)


In rural Pennsylvania, a kindergarten girl was suspended for making a “terroristic threat” after she told another girl that she planned to shoot her with a pink Hello Kitty toy gun that bombards targets with soapy bubbles.


At Roscoe R. Nix Elementary School in Maryland, a six-year-old boy was suspended for making the universal kid sign for a gun, pointing at another student and saying “pow.” That boy’s suspension was later lifted and his name cleared. (RELATED: Pow! You’re suspended, kid)


In Sumter, South Carolina, a six-year-old girl was expelled for bringing a clear plastic Airsoft gun that shoots plastic pellet to class for show-and-tell. The expulsion was later revoked.






Second-grader suspended for having breakfast pastry shaped like a gun - Yahoo! News
 

skyraider

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US Navy
Lets slow down boys and girls....One only needs to go to a college that specializes in teacher training and sit in there and listen to the stuff your new teachers to be are hearing and talking about.

In many classes if they still do this, were formed in a circle to bounce ideas and make it a cozy little get together , but I do not know if that is still done....So, if you want to see how the new teachers are being taught, maybe one needs to go to the colleges and visit in on a class to see whats going on, imho.
 

LDB

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Those that can, do. Those that can't, teach. You take a bunch of less than stellar performers who can't reach the higher levels and therefore opt for their other option, teacher training. Then you put them into ultra liberal left leaning institutions of indoctrination, give them just enough actual teaching/training to turn them loose on an apathetic public, and you get idiocy such as this.

To much more correctly use a tag line, the problem with bad teachers is they give the other 5% a bad name.
 

Turtle

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School officials sent home a letter saying, in part: “One of our students used food to make inappropriate gestures.”

So sad. This young kid's life is already over. This will follow him around for the rest of his life.


School officials determined the pastry gun was a threat because he said, "Bang, Bang!" while holding the pastry. In related news, teachers in Baltimore are morons.

Dollars to donuts someone sends the school a penis cake from the local X-rated bakery. :D
 

layoutshooter

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Retired Expediter
I wonder how many have been killed by a Pop Tart? Maybe it was Obama's food police pushing this.
 

Humble2drive

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Dollars to donuts someone sends the school a penis cake from the local X-rated bakery. :D

Have you placed the order yet? ;)

If not, I will contribute $1.00 to the cause. But please warn the delivery driver not to say "bang, bang" while he is holding it.
 

layoutshooter

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Retired Expediter
Have you placed the order yet? ;)

If not, I will contribute $1.00 to the cause. But please warn the delivery driver not to say "bang, bang" while he is holding it.

Kinda reminds me of basic training. Where some learned the difference between a gun and fun. :D Classic. Happened in EVERY BCT class since Moses was a private.
 

layoutshooter

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Retired Expediter
Seen it happen. The DI's used to sit and wait for someone to call a "rifle" a "gun".

I was warned to be careful by friends who were drafted before me. It only took a week until some kid from Philly called his "rifle" a "gun". It was hot, about 90. OMG, I laughed till I could hardly march.

THIS IS MY RIFLE! THIS IS MY GUN! ONE IS FOR SHOOTING AND ONE IS FOR FUN!

:p:D

Not how I saw it. The poor lad from Philly had to run around the company with his M16 held high over his head, other hand on his gun, shouting as he ran! FAR funnier in real life.

There are TWO universal army BCT memories, the "RIFLE" mess up and the gas chamber. GOOD TIMES!
 
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denny2010

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I miss being a DI for the national guards. My last military assignment.. lol back in the good days
 

layoutshooter

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I miss being a DI for the national guards. My last military assignment.. lol back in the good days

Basic was my favorite time in the military. Got to play army and get paid. After it was over I had to work.


Basic was very easy. The game was easy to play. I had help, my friends gave me advice in advance. Other than the heat and a medical problem it was just fun.
 

zorry

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When I visit a base now it looks like a good life, when you're stateside.

Probably cooler back then ?

My brother was a Seabee and loved his time in the Aleutian Islands.
 

layoutshooter

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When I visit a base now it looks like a good life, when you're stateside.

Probably cooler back then ?

My brother was a Seabee and loved his time in the Aleutian Islands.

Well, the pay is better now than it was back then. As to the "good life", I don't know. Knowing you could be in combat at any moment does not strike me as the "good life".
 

cheri1122

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Banning the letter L is a good start, but shouldn't we make absolutely certain that no one can be scared by the 'universal figure for a gun', too?
Amputate all thumbs & index fingers - it's the only way to prove we're really civilized.
:rolleyes:
 

jaminjim

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Have you placed the order yet? ;)

If not, I will contribute $1.00 to the cause. But please warn the delivery driver not to say "bang, bang" while he is holding it.
If that cake isn't mine I ain't holding it. But I'll be happy to 'deliver it', if it's mine.
 

Moot

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Is that a PopTart in your pocket or are you glad to see me?
 

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Tennesseahawk

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Banning the letter L is a good start, but shouldn't we make absolutely certain that no one can be scared by the 'universal figure for a gun', too?
Amputate all thumbs & index fingers - it's the only way to prove we're really civilized.
:rolleyes:

Legs too, since spreading one's legs looks like... umm... nevermind. :eek:
 

Tennesseahawk

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Is that a PopTart in your pocket or are you glad to see me?

Reminded me of one from In Living Color...

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Is that a samurai sword in your pocket, or are you just happy sashimi?
 
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