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Big Scooter

Veteran Expediter
Charter Member
Dear Abby, My Dad is a serious alcoholic gambler and is seldom seen by our family. My Mom is in prison for armed robbery and assualt and my older Brother drives expedited freight and stays on the road away from his home most of the time, even in the Winter. My Sister is a prostitute and crack addict and my Uncle is a convicted sex offender. I've met a wonderful girl and we plan to be married soon. She comes from a wonderful, stable family and I know she will eventually learn about my family and our darkest and worst secret. I don't want to lose her and my problem is this, Abby. When and how should I tell her about my Brother who drives expedited freight?
 
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