Today is July 1st.
It's Canada Day, and International Joke Day. Coincidence? I don't think so.
July 4th is, of course, Independence Day. Ben Franklin once wrote, "Time may be money, but your money can't buy time." Oh, wait, that was James Taylor.
July 6th is Fried Chicken Day, in honor of Windsor.
July 11th is Cheer Up the Lonely Day, in honor of van expediters.
July 14th is Bastille Day, to commemorate the end of the constitutional monarchy in France, and the beginning of the road to Socialism. Go France.
July 14th is also National Nude Day. Do all of your pickups and deliveries in the nude.
July 20th is Moon Day. Not because you're supposed to moon the DOT bears, but because that's the anniversary of Neil Armstrong's first walk on the Moon in 1969.
July 23rd in National Hot Dog Day, in honor of the dearly departed OVM. The entire month is also National Hot Dog Month, but OVM started that rumor.
The first week of July is also Be Nice to New Jersey Week. Good luck with that, Jersey.
But most important, it's Nation's Express Month!
Welcome guys and gals!
It's Canada Day, and International Joke Day. Coincidence? I don't think so.
July 4th is, of course, Independence Day. Ben Franklin once wrote, "Time may be money, but your money can't buy time." Oh, wait, that was James Taylor.
July 6th is Fried Chicken Day, in honor of Windsor.
July 11th is Cheer Up the Lonely Day, in honor of van expediters.
July 14th is Bastille Day, to commemorate the end of the constitutional monarchy in France, and the beginning of the road to Socialism. Go France.
July 14th is also National Nude Day. Do all of your pickups and deliveries in the nude.
July 20th is Moon Day. Not because you're supposed to moon the DOT bears, but because that's the anniversary of Neil Armstrong's first walk on the Moon in 1969.
July 23rd in National Hot Dog Day, in honor of the dearly departed OVM. The entire month is also National Hot Dog Month, but OVM started that rumor.
The first week of July is also Be Nice to New Jersey Week. Good luck with that, Jersey.
But most important, it's Nation's Express Month!
Welcome guys and gals!
