Jokes to start the morning right

[moose]

A Moose goes into a pub after a really BAD day @ work.
seat @ the counter and order a beer.
so the bartender asks him : "Moose, why the long face ?"

* a hungry Moose walk into a pub,
seat at the counter and order a coke.
"ice"? asks the bartender
-"yes"
"straw"?
"-yes, a lot of straw"