A young Italian girl was going on a date.
Her Nonna said:
'Sita here ana letame tella you about this-
a younga boy.
He's agonna try ana kiss you, you are agonna
likea dat, but don't let him do dat.
He's agonna try ana kiss your breasts, you are
agonna likeadat too, but don'ta let him do dat
eeda.
But mosta important, he's agonna try ana lay
on topa you, you are agonna really likea dat,
but don'ta let him do dat for sure.
Doing thata willa disgraza our family.
With that bit of advice, the granddaughter
went on her date.
The next day she told grandma that her date
went just like she had predicted:
'And Nonna, I didn't let him disgrace our family
as you said.
When he tried to lay on top of me, I just rolled
him over,got on top of him, and disgraced HIS
family!'
Nonna fainted!!
Her Nonna said:
'Sita here ana letame tella you about this-
a younga boy.
He's agonna try ana kiss you, you are agonna
likea dat, but don't let him do dat.
He's agonna try ana kiss your breasts, you are
agonna likeadat too, but don'ta let him do dat
eeda.
But mosta important, he's agonna try ana lay
on topa you, you are agonna really likea dat,
but don'ta let him do dat for sure.
Doing thata willa disgraza our family.
With that bit of advice, the granddaughter
went on her date.
The next day she told grandma that her date
went just like she had predicted:
'And Nonna, I didn't let him disgrace our family
as you said.
When he tried to lay on top of me, I just rolled
him over,got on top of him, and disgraced HIS
family!'
Nonna fainted!!